My mom on a sex chat
I filled the bleach bottle with warm water and tons of tissue.About half way through my fucking I realized I couldn't fully pull my penis out.My sister also knows the story, but was too young to appreciate it.She brings it up from time to time just to make sure I don't forget what I loser I am. Mom mops up One time I masturbated after coming back from a night out. The next morning my mom entered the room and asked me what that was on the floor.She said she'd always thought I was a tosser anyway!! She's yelling, "Mikey, get down here, your son's on drugs," blah, blah, blah.I began to wake up and I realized I was pretty much laying on the floor naked, Playboy still going, and that I was still wasted, of course. By the time I raised my head, they were staring at me from the staircase.
I ended up with an empty bleach bottle that I fastened to a pillow to fuck.
I masturbated, of course, but I forgot the carrot in the shower!
I didn't remember until the next day but my mom has a shower every morning.
She took me to the hospital and my penis was stained for two weeks.
Tea-time tosser One day after a night out, I was dying for a bit of self-pleasure so I got in my bed and started furiously wanking off. I plopped on to the living room floor, dropped trou, and took care of business.